aka Giant Spud
my sweet little idiot angel. she is queen of frustration creation and the biggest baby that has ever come in the form of a border collie.
even though she has a boatload of hatred for any human being that looks at her, breathes, or dares move in our general direction, i love her. mostly because she is an endearingly stupid creature, like a blind sea cow with fur.
she’s really not all that stupid. she just doesn’t use her masses of brain junk to function in a socially acceptable manner, because she likes to make everything as difficult as possible.
instead she focuses her noodle juice on tasks such herding and sitting on her babycats. or the more recent favorite, opening her mouth to the ground and bulldozing across the yard so that the snow collects in her poop consumer. it makes her pee every 15 minutes, which is just another part of her maniacal plan to drive me insane.
such a lovely little spud. additionally, every person to have survived meeting her claims that she is the reincarnated soul of myself. despite me not being dead. that’s probably the biggest reason why i still love her. that, and her supremely adorable fox ears.
she’s the cat’s pajamas.
Spuds 